Lost in The Office vortex

So, today I'm having my usual crappy day.

So, I'm sitting in front of my desk pondering between going columbine on everyone's ass or cutting my arms open, anything to brighten my day..., and I think: Wow, it's great outside. I should go back home for lunch.

I'm home, sun is shining through my window.

I'm free

I'm in my own private space where I can do anything I fucking want.

what do I do?

I'm going to watch something on TV.

something to change my mind off of all the bullshit.

I start watching the new season of The Office.

and then,

it hits me

it hits me hard!!

I just left my office

to watch "the office"

before going back to my office.

murder