snooze

my snooze button is the tool for the echoes of my frustration.

an almost endless but always fading repetition of all my angst.

-BEEEEP BEEEEEP BEEEEEP
-Fuck
"snooze"
-aaaah zzzzz

-BEEEEP BEEEEEP BEEEEP
-FUUUCK!!!
"snooze"
-grmblzzzzzz

-BEEEEP BEEEEEP BEEEEP
-MOTHERFUCKER !!!
"sno....", no wait, fuck it.
i'll got to work you bastard, you motherfucker, i hate you!

money

Yesterday I looked at the balance on my bank account

I'm not enough of a fool to that again today.

manhood

"can you open this?"

she said, her eyes filled with expectation.

"of course" i said, my voice filled with confidence.

I took the bottle in my hands

and...

of course

cleavage

period.

google

I just googled myself

there are six results

none of them is ever going to get me laid

ever

none of them is going to make me cool nor popular

ever

What's better

0 results

or 6 pathetic ones?

if google wasn't hosting my blog, I'd say...fuck you google !!

oh....wait...

Lost in The Office vortex

So, today I'm having my usual crappy day.

So, I'm sitting in front of my desk pondering between going columbine on everyone's ass or cutting my arms open, anything to brighten my day..., and I think: Wow, it's great outside. I should go back home for lunch.

I'm home, sun is shining through my window.

I'm free

I'm in my own private space where I can do anything I fucking want.

what do I do?

I'm going to watch something on TV.

something to change my mind off of all the bullshit.

I start watching the new season of The Office.

and then,

it hits me

it hits me hard!!

I just left my office

to watch "the office"

before going back to my office.

murder